There is also some research suggesting that Jesus Christ was gay

Based on this I had this ides to have Jesus Christ and Abraham Lincoln getting married by a Haight-Ashbury hippie priest at the Olympics. This would be the wedding of the Millennium!

Now, lets donate it to the Intel Corporation United Way auction held at Intel's Jones Farm Campus in Hillsboro Oregon.

Well, sad news. The great wedding was indefinately postponed and rejected by Intel's Corporate Services Department because they felt that such a wedding my be considered to be either obscene or even profane by some Intel employees.

Intel's rejection of this remarkable and start studded wedding greatly increased it's notability and value. This glass and metal sculpture sold at a charity auction for the Radical Faeries for $350.00 and is not enlightening a home on 5th Avenue in New York City.