What do you do?
If you were me, it's simple. You don't go to the mall and try to find something.
You make it.
This is my PDFQ (Pretty Darn Flutin Quick) light art sculpture constructed of old saw blades from the Re Store in Bellingham, Washington for about 1 dollar.
It took me about three hours of work and about 5 hours to wait for the glue to dry.
I started the day before the dinner. It was ready three hours before the guests arrived.
The guests loved it.